Taking care not to maim yourself, carefully peel and de-stone 250g worth of Avocados, chop the pulp into manageable chunks and pop the lot into a medium sized bowl
Take a potato masher and go at the Avocado until it resembles a chunky green mess
Next, chop 45g of Red Onion and 100g of Roma Tomatoes as small as you can manage and throw them in with the Avocado
In addition, peel and crush 8g of Garlic and de-seed a 10g Jalapeno pepper. Chop the whole lot into tiny pieces and add it in with the Avocado mix
Finally, toss in 4g of Salt, 3g of Tabasco Sauce, 20g of Fresh Lime Juice and 10g of Fresh Lemon Juice. Then give everything a brisk stir with a wooden spoon
Transfer the resulting green marvel to a rustic bowl and serve to your delighted guests
Consume within 48 hours and store with plastic wrap pressed tightly to the surface of the Guacamole to prevent the villainous air from de-colouring your beautiful Mexican sauce