Place a fancy martini or margarita style glass in the freezer

Prepare your lemon twist (see extra notes)

Next, put 40ml of Vodka Citron, 15ml Triple Sec, 15ml Fresh Lime Juice, and 40ml Cranberry Juice in a cocktail shaker, along with 3 cubes of ice

Give the whole thing a good old shake that lasts for approximately 20 seconds

Remove the glass from the freezer, and place your preferred drinking location, then strain the contents of the shaker into it

Garnish with your previously prepared lemon twist

Slowly sip your perfectly formed cosmopolitan while quietly lording it over imbibers of less sophisticated drinks