Right, we will start off with 500g of your favourite freshly fried potato, my spud of choice being British style chips. On this website, you can find both the classic deep-fried version, as well as a new-fangled ‘Air fryer’ option. While the spuds are cooking, dee-seed, and finely chop 3 Birds Eye Chilies (or something similar), finely chop and crush 8g of garlic, and squeeze the juice from your lemon
Once the lovely fried potatoes have cooked, transfer them to a large bowl, then pour in 30g of Lemon Juice and 30g of Light Soy Sauce, and toss around until thoroughly covered
Afterwards, add 8g of chopped garlic, 3 chopped Chilies, and 3g of Salt, then mix around until well distributed
When satisfyingly seasoned, transfer to your preferred means of serving, and consume