Chop a nice stick of good-looking Celery that's around 1¾ the height of your glass, and impale your Cherry Tomato on a spike, then set aside
Pour 50ml of Vodka, 100ml of Tomato Juice and 15ml of freshly squeezed Lemon Juice into a suitable mixing jug, then add 3g of Worcestershire Sauce, 2g of Tabasco, a pinch of Celery Salt, a pinch of normal Salt, a pinch of Black Pepper and a couple of drops of Liquid Smoke (optional)
Add one or two lumps (around 30g) of the coldest, chunkiest ice you can find and give it a good stir, until everything has combined. You want to avoid dilution where possible, so you don't want hollow or machine made ice that will melt too quickly
Pop a few more rocks of the best ice you can find (around 100g) into the highball glass, then strain the contents of your mixing jug into it Garnish the glass with your pre-prepared Celery and Tomato, then sup away to help alleviate that hangover