Remove the peel from one Orange, ensuring the bitter pith is left behind (I use the small end of the cheese grater for this, as it is exactly the depth required to avoid the nasty white bit). Then squeeze out the juice from the same orange. This should result in around 4g of peel, and 80g of juice
Place that 4g of Orange Peel, and 80g of Fresh Orange Juice into the large pot, along with 60g Light Brown Sugar, and 60g Water
Add 3 Cinnamon Sticks, 2 pieces of Star Anise, 2g of Vanilla Extract, and 1g of grated Nutmeg
Put the pot on a medium heat, and bring to the boil, stirring constantly. Then simmer for around 5 minutes
Once satisfyingly gloopy, reduce to a low heat and add one bottle (750ml) of Red Wine
At the same time, poke 12 Cloves into the remaining orange and toss it in the mix
Cover the pot with a lid and leave it on the heat for around 20 minutes. Here, the liquid should remain hot, just shy of alcohol boiling point (The merest sign of bubbles)
After 20 minutes, turn off the heat and throw in 70ml of Brandy
Strain the resulting hot liquid into suitable drinking vessels, and garnish with slices of your favourite citrus, and sticks of cinnamon
Sip nonchalantly as you recant Christmas tales of yesteryear